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        Tashlich is performed during the High Holiday season throwing crumbs of bread into a body of water. Some people have been known to ask what kind of bread crumbs should they throw:
 
for ordinary sins, use white bread
for exotic sins, French bread
for particularly dark sins, Pumpernickel
for complex sins, Multi-grain
for twisted sins, pretzels
for tasteless sins, Rice cakes
for sins of indecision, waffles
for sins committed in haste, matzah
for sins committed in less than 18 minutes, Shmurah matzah
for sins of chutzpah, fresh bread
for committing arson, toast
for committing auto theft, caraway
for being ill tempered, sourdough
for silliness, nut bread
for not giving full value, shortbread
for Jingoism, Yankee Doodles
for excessive use of irony, Rye bread
for telling bad jokes, Corn bread
for hardening our hearts, jelly doughnuts
for being money hungry, Enriched bread or Raw dough
for war-mongering, Kaiser rolls
for immodest dressing, Tarts
for causing injury or damage to others, tortes
for racism, Crackers
for sophisticated racism, Ritz crackers
for davening off tune, Flat bread
for being holier than thou, bagels
for unfairly upbraiding another, Challah
for trashing the environment, Dumplings
for sins of laziness, Any very long loaf
for sins of pride, Puff pastry
for lying, Baked goods with Nutrasweet and Olestra
for wearing tasteless hats, Tam tams
for the sins of the righteous, Angel food cake
for selling your soul, Devil's food cake
for lust in your heart, Wonder bread
for substance abuse, Stoned wheat
for heavy drugs, Poppy Seed
for petty larceny, Stollen
for timidity, Milk Toast
for risking one's life unnecessarily, Hero Bread
for trashing the environment, Dumplings
for being hyper-critical, Pan Cakes
for political skullduggery, Bismarcks
for over-eating, Stuffing Bread or Bulky Rolls
for gambling, Fortune Cookies
for abrasiveness, Grits
for being snappish, Ginger Bread
for impetuosity, Quick Bread
for incompetent child rearing, Raisin Bread
for negligent slip ups, Banana Bread
for dropping in without warning, Popovers
        Remember, you don't have to show your crumbs to anyone.  For those who require a wide selection of crumbs, an attempt will be made to have pre-packaged Tashlich Mix available in three grades (Tashlich Lite, Medium and Industrial Strength) at your local Jewish bookstore



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