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Tashlich is performed during the High Holiday season throwing
crumbs of bread into a body of water. Some people have been known to ask what
kind of bread crumbs should they throw:
for ordinary sins, use white bread
for exotic sins, French bread
for
particularly dark sins, Pumpernickel
for complex sins, Multi-grain
for
twisted sins, pretzels
for tasteless sins, Rice cakes
for sins of
indecision, waffles
for sins committed in haste, matzah
for sins committed
in less than 18 minutes, Shmurah matzah
for sins of chutzpah, fresh
bread
for committing arson, toast
for committing auto theft,
caraway
for being ill tempered, sourdough
for silliness, nut bread
for
not giving full value, shortbread
for Jingoism, Yankee Doodles
for
excessive use of irony, Rye bread
for telling bad jokes, Corn bread
for
hardening our hearts, jelly doughnuts
for being money hungry, Enriched bread
or Raw dough
for war-mongering, Kaiser rolls
for immodest dressing,
Tarts
for causing injury or damage to others, tortes
for racism,
Crackers
for sophisticated racism, Ritz crackers
for davening off tune, Flat
bread
for being holier than thou, bagels
for unfairly upbraiding another,
Challah
for trashing the environment, Dumplings
for sins of laziness, Any
very long loaf
for sins of pride, Puff pastry
for lying, Baked goods with
Nutrasweet and Olestra
for wearing tasteless hats, Tam tams
for the sins
of the righteous, Angel food cake
for selling your soul, Devil's food
cake
for lust in your heart, Wonder bread
for substance abuse, Stoned
wheat
for heavy drugs, Poppy Seed
for petty larceny, Stollen
for timidity,
Milk Toast
for risking one's life unnecessarily, Hero Bread
for trashing
the environment, Dumplings
for being hyper-critical, Pan Cakes
for
political skullduggery, Bismarcks
for over-eating, Stuffing Bread or Bulky
Rolls
for gambling, Fortune Cookies
for abrasiveness, Grits
for being
snappish, Ginger Bread
for impetuosity, Quick Bread
for incompetent child
rearing, Raisin Bread
for negligent slip ups, Banana Bread
for dropping in
without warning, Popovers
Remember, you don't have to show your crumbs to anyone. For those
who require a wide selection of crumbs, an attempt will be made to have
pre-packaged Tashlich Mix available in three grades (Tashlich Lite, Medium and
Industrial Strength) at your local Jewish bookstore